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R.I.P. my life sentence [08 Jun 2007|01:09pm]
i went to tennesse, saw graceland which was fucking awesome hung out in memphis for a mad second then went to chattanooga and puked all over a futon and carpet. good times

back in bton scrapin with true niggas and knowin just how to do it right. sun i said DO IT RIGHT! kill the motherfucker who questions, jargon jarhead pissin up the fuckin rope of sardonicus. lick THE balls baby lick em.

fuck it.
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it makes you want to go out [08 May 2007|05:46pm]
tom petty is awesome.
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MIDWEST [17 Apr 2007|03:57pm]
thats right motherfuckers i just got my kunckles tattooed and they look sweet as the setting sun.

other than that haven't been doing much, went to prom blacked out and apparently said 'fuck it' about a hundred and fifty times.
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kenny chesney fuckin rules go fuck yr.self [12 Apr 2007|08:15pm]
wow, yesterday was awesome went to indy with keith and amy, i got a sweet dio record and finally got the we are the wolves angelville cd so i can stop posing like a bitch. i got drunk as fuck at the alleycat for a minute then went and saw some of dinosaur jr. but left during midset to get more drunk at the alleycat and my dudes from Aville were repping like none other. it was a good day/night only like 4 people mentioned the wicked hickey on my neckk.

totally getting my fuckin knuckles tattooed on sunday way amped on that bitches way amped!
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[03 Apr 2007|03:41pm]
i got my ice back in both ears to full effect i'm commin at you with knives and spittin conyackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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yr. all fucking cowards. [31 Mar 2007|05:11pm]
tue night. after work got groceries did laundry, zorko came over and we watched born into this which was good except i've read about all that shit although watching c. buk kick his wife and talk about getting a jewish lawyer was well worth the 2 hours. slept
wed. went and got drunk at bears watching puppy with amy, talked to mom on phone she said stay out of trouble which made me very paranoid of getting into altercation, did not get into altercation, dropped full beer that created glass explosion and made people curious drank from pitcher rest of night, went home and did some sweet stuff.
thur. woke up around noon(early for me) made some mac and cheese and drank half gallon of milk, read journey to the end of the night for hours then hung out on porch with amy and other passerbyers, got a sunburn on my left arm because of it, then went and ate some food at a thai place which was good, watched a weird spanish film at amy's she fell asleep then took me home.
fri. went to work ate free pizza all day, got off work 4hrs(3 techincally) early and am here. amazing. gettting shitfaced tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cut your fucking throat out [16 Mar 2007|03:07pm]
god damn gas is shut off and no one is home but me and chris. fucking shitchrist
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dial 1900 cyanide [06 Mar 2007|02:04pm]
666mafia escreme, pussy galore, i ate a ten pound baby and found nothing hilarious about it.

Your Life Path Number is 7

Your purpose in life is to find truth and meaning

You are very spiritual, and you are interested in the mysteries of life.
You are quite analytical and a great thinker. You have many theories and insights.
A life of solitude is perfect for you. You need time to think and do things your way.

In love, you are quite charming. You attract many with your confidence and wit.

While you enjoy being alone, sometimes you take it to an extreme.
You can become too isolated, shutting out loved ones and friends.
Express yourself a little bit more, and you'll be surprised where it takes you!
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shiiiiit bitches [23 Feb 2007|02:25pm]
last night i drank five 32oz's of high life and gave myself a minor threat tattoo the only regret; it should have been the misfits.
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[16 Feb 2007|04:16pm]
so, i was going to do that kevan name thing but then i was looking at it and the words douchebag cocksucker asshole bitch and fuck up weren't on there so i didn't think i could be fairly challenged.

bored someone do my laundry so i can go watch more simpsons.
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kinky sex makes the world go round. [19 Jan 2007|09:50pm]
i don't never use this thing. life is ok though. i aint got no license because of this funny storey where i wreck my bosses huge truck into someone i work withs car and he don't have no insurance and they delete my license fer ninety days! rape! i gots till march. then i'm gonna buy a car and DRIVE! to a lake and drown some puppies and yr gonna eat it up babydolls.

been smoke free for several months.

work still sucks but i'm a supervisor now and obviously a millionare! what?

wondering how life has been for the internet i never look at no more.!
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ariel is not a name of someone i know [05 Jan 2007|04:22pm]
me and chris walked all the way to the movie theatre the other night and watched walk the line. it was pretty good but the fact that mr. cash was smoking and drinking and shaking made my sober ass a nervous wreck all i wanted was a cigarette. it was a long walk home then we made dinner. yay!

last night me and chris went to the vid and wuz drinkin when erin called and we went to some lame ass kareokie(sp?!!) party which blew balls but i got drunk and chris got drunker. we walked to kroger to get some snacks when on route we were on the railroad tracks and i saw a bike down on the side with this big red thing and was about to go down there and see what it was when some dude threw his face out and looked really pissed. i couldn't stop laughing uncontrolably. it was way to cold to be sleepin out there poor homeless dude. but funny.

new years eve was cool i saw dolemite and he yelled at me and adam summers for talking to loudly and all i could do was crack up and scream hail satan. not much else happened. i thought lyrch and company were comming down to bro it down like i had been promised but i guess i was lied to and they are pussies with no guts!!!!!!!!tee heeheee.

i said good bye to bkoopa last night which was sad but it was awesome to see him and hopefully i'll be able to raise the funds in order to go to sxsw this year and hang with him.

tonite i'm going to get drunk again probably because i dont have to work tomorrow!!! 2 days in a row !!!! WOOOOOO PLUS OVERTIME THIS WEEK I"M RICH BITCH FUCK OFF CUNTS
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pissin off my moms front porch while smoking a marlboro red is fun [25 Dec 2006|01:22pm]
xmas time xmas rhyme xmas crime who'd give a dime?

went to a xmas party in columbus on thursday and got beat up all night by charlie sizemore, he does weigh a hundred pounds more than me and did nearly k.o. me after running my head into the wall but i'm much stronger than i appear (especially when drunk). the party was fun lyrch busted his face open like no other blood everywhere and much laughter. i had to convince him not to go to the fucking dumbass hospital and charlie put superglue in it. very funny.

currently my broham is playing a video game while my mom is cooking dinner and i'm being bored as fuck. fuck it. merry xmas to all you swine and all that

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yr. fucking boooooooring me man [17 Nov 2006|08:45pm]
1. Of all the bands/artists in your cd/record collection, which one do you own the most albums by?
either dead kennedys or the misfits

2. What was the last song you listened to (voluntarily)?
track four on the game's documentary

3. What's in your CD player right now?
60 cds but i generally have just listened to the game over and over for the past 3 or 4 weeks

4.What song would you say sums you up?
probably any game song NIGGA WESTSIDE

5.What's your favorite local band/group?
in bloomington definintely the green fuzz society(but i heard they have a new name which i cant remember)
in indy i like angelville, turncoat serenade(sp?) and black arrows of filth and impurity and many more actually fuck it

6. What was the last show you attended?
i believe the halloween show at fuck what you heard

7. What was the greatest show you've ever been to?
i've been to way tomany awesome shows to lay one straight out as best

8. What's the shittiest band you've ever seen in concert?
thats like shooting fish in a barrel there are too damn many

9. What band do you love musically but hate the members of?
almost all of em

10. What's the most musically involved you have ever been?
i've been in many bands who cares?

11. What show are you looking forward to?
i want to go up to indy on the 28th to see some bands but have no ride

12.What is your favorite band t-shirt?
my some girls shirt of girl getting fingered

13. What musician would you like to hang out with for a day?

14. What musician would you like to hump for a day?
ashlee simpson

15. What was your coolest "rock star" moment?
stabbing some guy

16. Do you like rap concerts?
i liked the one i got kicked out of for fighting frat boys and the rappers stopped and said something about why you gotta fight. seemed irrational niggas should be used to violence right?

17. Who is one musician or group you wish would make a comeback?
black flag

18. Who is one band/artist you've never seen live but always wanted to:
too many to count

19. Name 5/6 of your favorite songs currently:
just name five game songs off documentary

20. Name 4 flawless albums:

21. Did you know that filling out this survey makes you a music geek?
fuck off

22. What was the greatest decade for music?

23.How many music related videos/DVDs do you own?
probably about ten

24. How many concerts/shows have you been to, total?
impossible to say

25. Who have you seen the most live?
local bands from indy i suspect always the best shows also

26. What is your favorite soundtrack?
fear and loathing in las vegas soundtrack

27. What was your last musical "phase" before you wisened up?
always into the good shit baby

28. What music is your "guilty pleasure" that you don't often admit to?
none if i like it it must kick ass

29. What album have you purchased the most copies of in your lifetime?
none i only buy em once

30. Who is your favorite musician?
yr. mother
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pilot precise Zing fine [07 Nov 2006|09:31pm]
where is that pen?
you know
the one i used to write letters
to you.
i thought i saw it tonight
but my eyes cant remember
my brain

where is that pen?
the ink i set sayings
on your skin
and once again
i write

what are we doing?
you're no longer here
i haven't heard anything
and you probably haven't

you hated that pen
and the ink
and the marks that i
left you.

but it wasn't me
was it?

it was dust on my knees
begging for something

from which i've found
and the pen
of course
was right where i left it
and you.
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nickels [03 Nov 2006|08:42pm]
so it's been 6 dayz now since my last taste of alcohal and i do believe my last. i'm not doing so good shakes and snakes and everything bullshit making me want a drink a god damn serious taste of that heaven but i'm not fucking around here bitches. it's not going to happen. i was at the vid for hours last night and only had the taste of water and ice on my breath by the time i got home. i'm fairly proud but fell sick sick sick, but since death can only come after the pain has subsided i guess i'll survive. it's funny how i can see people and think jesus fucking christ mohammads wooden leg i need to get drunk. i feel almost as if people won't like me as much since i'm not drinking. everything seems uncomftorable socially, well for the most part. but when i look back i see how pathetic i had made myself to everyone i was around. i was an arrogant douchebag i was full of shit and yet i didn't have shit to offer. i was a fucking circus freak/clown that everyone thought was funny but noone wanted to be. i want something to happen before i die. i want to look back and not just laugh but feel as if i accomplished something other than survival because god dammit survival is to easy and i've never done anything easy you fucking bastards, you know this. i look back now at the past fourteen (14) months of extreme intoxication and i'm proud to say that i took it on like a champ and had many good times but nothing really to merit for other than memeories that i cant really recall. well enough for you fucking chumps i'm going to go meet kelly ann at roots and smoke mass cigarettes.


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i say you a wanksta so you better stop fronting [27 Oct 2006|04:18pm]
[ mood | lingering piss ]

bored at the library. i should be at snack mountain winterizing the windows. lazyness is next to godliness. i did this stupid survey i don't know why. who cares. two tears bitches.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?

2. Do you close your eyes on rollercoasters?
no i make fucked up faces at the cameras of flip them off

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone??
someone else unless it's a small bed

5. Do you believe in Ghosts?
i'll make you a ghost bitch

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
i can barely read

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
i wish he would have killed everyone

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
aniston fo sure

9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics?
I know plenty and i don't give a damn about any of it

10. Do you know how to play poker?

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
yes on a twisted adderall binge

12. Do you kill bugs that are in the house?
stomp power

13. Have you ever cheated on a test?
as much as possible

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around..do you go through red lights?

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
hell yeah a few actually

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
baseball is for posuers

17. Have you ever Ice Skated?
have you ever beat off to a 12 year old asian boy?

18. How often do you remember your dreams?

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying?
shit probably last night

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
no thank god

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
i believe in shitting and pissing

23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is?

24. Do you always wear your seatbelt?
most times

25. What talent do you wish you had?
the ability to accumulate mass amounts of money while not doing anything really

26. Do you like Sushi?
fuck i dunno

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
constantly should have avoided this questionaire

28. What do you wear to bed?
just my boxers

30. Does size matter?
hell yeah i wouldn't fight a gorilla

31. Do you truly hate anyone?
oh hell yes most people

32. Rock and Roll or Rap?
both man shit they are the same tome

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
asia argento

34. Do you have a relative in prison?
yeah a couple actually

35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror like your favorite singer?
fuck yeah

36. Do you know how to play chess?
yes actually i play it all the time at work

37. What food do you find disgusting?

38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?"
yeah with dudes

39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?

40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
yeah i tried to punch some dude in the face for talking shit about some homeless dudes dog once

41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
many times its not that bad if they dont get you in the teeth

42. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much?
only once really when i smoked herb and got in a car after eating fish

43. Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater?

44. Do you ever sit through a bad movie, just to see how bad it can get?
fuck you

45. Would you consider yourself obsessed with anything?
beer cigarettes

46. Have you ever met someone famous that you really wanted to meet?
naw i dont give a damn about that meeting people shit eveyrone shits and pisses nad fucks and what not no different than i do cept maybe they wrote a good book or a album or shot someone

47. Have you ever been stood up?
fuck yeah i have

48. When's the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs?
yesterday at work HELLP!

49. Did you ever do something that you didn't want to, just to fit in?
i still wet the bed

50. Do you consider yourself "the biggest fan" of something?
bud ice and maybe chocolate milk

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darknessesssss [10 Oct 2006|04:04pm]
didn't get the truck still taking the buss and being pissed about it. work work work work work, ahhh who gives a fuck i still have a little money to get drunk and fucking piss. anyway eat it ya cunts
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bulldogshit [03 Oct 2006|05:19pm]
[ mood | balls ]

i'm in columbus currently and not for long i hope. i'm hoping to be returning to bton with my truck if my bro got some dude he works with to put int the water pump i just bought. then i'll be on to finding that second job and hopefully getting the fuck out of debt and maybe even staying sober for a while...not to long of a while though.

been doing a lot of porch drinking and party drinking and bar drinking and just fucking drinking. i really like the place i'm living at all my roomates are totally rad and am 1000% happy i don't have to move now.

i remember when it was much easier to type on this thing i guess because i could remember things more clearly. i went to an 80s dance party the other night and some dudes broke a sink off the wall and stole my beers. i was pisst but fuck it i got tore up anywho!

i talked to bkoopa a few days ago and that was awesome since i haven't talked to him since he moved to austin. i miss him dearly. i also miss my cat dearly and am glad to be hanging out with him right now.

alright i'm going to fuck off right now.

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