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and you will know us by the trail of my balls [01 Sep 2006|03:32pm]
i fought 3 frat dudes last night and i think i have a broken rib. but it was cool i was hitting them with brass knuckles, cant be too sure if i connected though being as drunk as i was and all. good times good times.
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[22 Aug 2006|02:51pm]
i just mowed a lawn. i live in a new house now well i'm subleasing madalenes room until sometime in october than i'm going to go and find a fucking bridge to live under.

i crashed my car yesterday...yes the red dragon has been slain. i rearended some lady on the way to work. i got out of the car and asked if everyone was allright(it was a slow crash) and then suddenly this little kid runs out screaming at me. you hit our car you fucking freak you asshole why would you do that i'm going to miss my car! at one point he even kisses the car and tells it he loves it! i'm just sitting there going sorry little buddy then some cracked out old lady who was driving and apparently his grandmother told me he had autism. the little kid was even screaming at the cops it was cool as hell.

anyway my brother got a new car so it looks like once he puts a waterpump and front brakes on my old truck i'll have that bastard back. once i get that i'm going to go get a third shift job at this factory my buddy's brother works at and work at walmart, that way i might actually get out of debt or maybe i'll just go crazy and commit suicide from lack of sleep?

anyway not much has been going on i finally quit drinking liquor for good and still black out on beer. fucking awesome. shit yeah.
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la de fuckin dah [04 Jul 2006|01:03am]
[ mood | shiiiit ]

alabama=i saw the ocean got stung by a jellyfish on my birthday got so drunk i busted my head up in the bathroom of a bar called the keg in alabama. got mad suncancerburnalliscious. ate steak. met weird but interesting people. went skinny dipping for the first time with people on acid. saw some dolphins. didn't poop in the ocean and alabama doesn't have 40oz's. slept on a floor a lot. went to an alabama walmart(they don't sell the same kind of milk as columbus wal-mart. drank on the beach. kill'd jesus.

since the trip i've been getting very drunk it's been cool. almost got to beat up some dude last night but he was a pussy. workin killin and not givin a fuck and reading the preacher comix. fuck yall all yall

1. Who did you last get angry with? some jackass at the bar on saturday who called me a bitch but would not fight.
2. What is your weapon of choice? used to be a knife now i really like chains tho
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? fuckin a right i would...or not?
4. How about of the same sex? ha ha ha
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? who the fuck cares?
6. What is your pet peeve?
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easy? i'll grudge to the max but can let it go easily also

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? bang bang
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? probably like 530 or 6
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: justin carrie
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? theres your boyfriend
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? no
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? its been a while since a real workout but probably unloading a truck at work on saturday
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? not a one

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? booze errrbody knows that shit should be free
2. Meat eaters: rule
3. How often do you pig out a week? not often it takes the booze longer to work
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? negatory only fast metabolism
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? hell no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? i like em all.

1. How many people have you seen naked? too many to count. dudes love to get nakkid
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? a fuckin hell of a lot i mooned some dude at work just today
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? not really
4. Have you ever been approached for a "purely sexual" relationship? yes
5. Did you agree to it? not really
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? "they're all whores" -charlie jordan
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nah

1. How many credit cards do you own? i don't own it i just owe it.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? piss on yr. mother and buy guns knives and booze and also get my mother out of debt
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? fuckin a right
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yr. mothers virginity
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? yr. mothers VIRGINITY BITCH

1. What's one thing you've done that you're most proud of? not killed anyone or been killed
2. What's one thing you've done that your parents are most proud of? not gotten a neck tattoo or been killed
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? i'd like to get drunk and marry a rich older woman
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? usually i come in last i wouldn't know about second
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yes biggest balls conetst(literally and figuratively)
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? always
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? put whipper snappers on the floor of wal-mart and watched customers freak out when they stepped on them and freaked out

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? i wish i could say money but most of my friends are poor so i'll just go with a nice car
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? paris or anne
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? hunter s. thompson or charles bukowski if they werent dead or charlie jordan
4. Have you ever been cheated on? probably
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? better tattoos and/or brain
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? self esteem
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? jacking off to fucked up porn

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unholy passion [24 Jun 2006|12:54pm]
[ mood | fuck yah ]

news eh? it seems all news can be considered good and bad. i got a new car for instance yeah it's nice to have but yr. gonna be paying for it in gas and insurance and car payments for a duration of while. or i got married fuck yea yer in love but jesus god yr. fucked. so my news is i was as of wed. i was kick'd out of holy bible. i'm done folks i'm outty 2000. in other news i'll be leaving this town of bloomington for about 5 days within the hour for a trip to meat possidon and his ocean or someshit. i'm going to gulf shores alabama my only real goals are to a. shit in the ocean and b. drink 40oz.'s in the ocean. also my 23rd birthday will be on sunday and upon my return all you fuckwads better buy me a drink.

much love.

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[19 Jun 2006|09:56pm]
eat shit like an ace fucking pilot too.
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[12 Jun 2006|12:50am]
i felt pretty awful about everything until just now when i looked beside me and saw two cats purring away on a bed enveloped in a pool of red streetlight. the calm the love the not giving a fuck i could never have that back. i'm glad they have it all the time. saw some weird shit tonight did nothing. i didn't do a thing. sometimes people see me and they just want to start it with me. i've been told i have this look. more like this aura that just folows my person. i dunno, man i just don't fucking know. it's like people see me and want to kick my face in. i dunno i guess i've seen people and thought the same. for no reason and shit you know? fuck. i saw some shit tonight and i shouldn't be freaking out. i shouldn't be this person i'm not that dude i 'm not the dude i know you eyes all wondering . you don't care you are sipping on coffee at work you're driving letting a cigarette pour from your lips like it owns you. you are talking to people and not even knowing what they are saying be caause your so god damn lost in this world that they'll never know. hellos good byes are nothing and thats what gets you thats what you're thinking of you know? i dunno. every time man i'm gotten i'm gotten i'm rotten now i'm afraid and these words i'm printing no matter how legeble to thee or thyne it matters not because i'm lost and yr all better withnaught!

i'm going to get some sleep. i wish i had talent i wish i was curled up next to
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[05 Jun 2006|09:27pm]
i'm sober and i STILL wish you all were dead.
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burth [30 May 2006|05:41pm]
practiced today, adam kuhns burthday party tonite i'm going to indy and were getting crunked.
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drink drink drink [03 May 2006|12:10am]
alright so i haven't been on this piece for a minute errr so and now i'm bored and am. i fucked up my knee cap thursday night and have been stuck in my apt. since it's been terrible the bastard swelled up like a cantalope and is still being a bitch when doc emergency room said it should be better by now. i'm thinking of going to prompt care or whatever tomorrow and getting some pills and a note for some more sick days off work because fuck all this noise b. fuck all this noise. i'm sure i deserve it though i am a fucking tyrant and a queen and a huggable piece of shit all at once but hey fuck it. alright my knee hurts from sitting on my rommies ball chair(don't even ask) so fuck off i say fuck off!
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beard-o [18 Apr 2006|02:43pm]
i'm growing a beard.

holybible @ uncle festers tonite!
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did you hear my acceptance speech? [14 Apr 2006|04:21pm]
[ mood | over yr. shit ]

i haven't been on the internet in a mad minute. things have been going good over here playing shows rocking out kicking it wu style with a silver lining in my eyeballs. i just can't stay sober though. i mean shit it's impossible last night me and jason went to this show at bears after downing 3 steel reserves each in like a half hour. then we went to the show and jason got so drunk he kept putting his hand in peoples pitchers because he said it hurt, so i was forced to buy madaline a new pitcher which was the last of my cash till thursday next week!(send cash to wolfey's rehabilitation fund!!) i had to get him out of there before he ruined everyones pitcher it was hilarious. then we walked around trying to get through campus to get to the bar and got lost jason knocked some fratboy on his ass when he and his friends walked by i thought we were going to be in a brawl but they seemed scared of jason luckily and shook our hands and walked off. then we got to kirkwood and decided to be come bloodbrothers and cut our wrists and pressed them against eachother. that shit was fucked. after that we went to the vid and i don't remember a god damn thing after that except for waking up at 1030 still drunk as fuck. i have no clue how or when i got home or what the fuck happend at all. so i'm extremely hung over right now with a bad case of the beershits. i'm serious about that ca$h thing too wire me some money for cigarettes and beer and i'll fuckin love you forever. forever ever?

when we played with funeral diner i guess i hit the singer in the throat and he was all pissed but i didn't mean to or even realize i did it. all my dudes were like apologize these guys are nice so i said i was sorry then pat kept blah blah blah ing about it so i said i was sorry again to the dude. after they played guy was all man i'm not trying to be a pussy but i was pissed. i dunno i would rather he had gotten mad and fought me then i would have respected him fuckin toad. after the show me and corey and adamk went back to coreys and smoked mad ganja yo i was fucked up. then we went to the bar and me and adam played the hell out of the titty game. we decided to become potheads. i think it's a good decision. all i know is i will kill me a mothra and your anthem for today should be godzilla is a puh puh puh PUSSY!

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eat shit bitches [05 Apr 2006|12:25am]
[ mood | doin it toin it ]

:x: piercings = 0
:x: tattoos = a lot
:x: height = about six foot
:x: shoe size = 10 1/2
:x: hair colors = shit
:x: siblings = twin brotha muthafuckas

:x: movie you rented = dodgeball and something else around xmas time
:x: movie you bought = no clue but justin carrie gave me annie hall
:x: song you listened to = some elliot smith in adam R's car
:x: song that was stuck in your head =
:x: cd you bought = i do believe it was manowar in august
:x: cd you listened to = some rap mix cd anne was playing last night
:x: person that's called you = adam ronan
:x: tv show you've watched = bitches i aint got no tv
:x: you have a crush on someone? = mayhaps niggas! hee hee
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = it's alright here
:x: you believe in online dating = only for fatties
:x: others find you attractive = paris tells me i'm beautiful so everyone must think so
:x: you want more piercings = hell no
:x: you drink = no more whiskey for a while but beer is on like vietnam
:x: you do drugs = i'll smoke weed once in a blue moon
:x: you smoke = much smoking killed me during bball tonite
:x: you like cleaning = fuck you
:x: you write in cursive or print = chicken scratch

:x: food = steak baby steak
:x: thing to do = chillin on the stoop with beers with my dudes is always good
:x: thing to talk about =
:x: clothes = i like cowboyshirts that are shortsleeve'd and tight pants that show off my balls
:x: movies = takashi miike films give me a hard on
:x: singer = me myself and i. or maybe mike patton who knows?
:x: holiday = martin luther king jr. day

:x: ever lied to some = god yes
:x: ever been in a fist fight = a bunch
:x: ever been arrested = yes

:x: shampoo do you use = i rarely wash my hair
:x: shoes you wear = chucks or new balance
:x: are you scared of = spiders
:x: .. of times I have been in love? = i'd say once
:x: .. of times I have had my heart broken = a lot
:x: .. of hearts I have broken? = 100
:x: .. of boys I have kissed? = quite a few
:x: .. of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? more than enough
:x: ..of people I consider my enemies? = more than enough
:x: ..of times my name has appeared in the newspaper = a few times

:x: movie = shitfuck 2 times questions
:x: word = maggot
:x: nickname = wolfey
:x: eye color = shitbrown
:x: flower = orchids
:x: piercing = balls
:x: actor = will smith
:x: actress = sum bitch

:x: pretty = bootyful
:x: funny = i'm mostly a joke yes
:x: hot = fuck off
:x: friendly = at times
:x: amusing = of course all humans are
:x: ugly = in the head
:x: caring = big time
:x: sweet = i can be
:x: dorky = maybe... i dunnow

:x: Wallet? = black with a suicide girls sticker on it they gave me last year and not enough money in it
x: Toothbrush? = purple
:x: Jewelry worn daily? = cock ring
:x: Pillow cover? = leopard print
:x: Sunglasses? = none
:x: Underwear? = xmas bows
:x: Favorite shirt? = my new some girls shirt
:x: Perfume/cologne? = none
:x: CD in stereo right now? = theres sixty of them
:x: Tattoos? = mermaid, fare winds ship, red/black stars, angel, anchor, 2 spider webs, lovethyneighbor, skull and crossbones, knife through rose, homeward bound ship, 3blueyellow nautical stars
:x: What you are wearing now? = blue jeans button up shirt shoes
:x: Wishing? = i could piss on most of the people in this library right now
:x: Person you wish you could see right now = god so i could kick him in the balls
:x: The last thing you ate? = hot wings and pepperoni and cheese stuffed breadsticks at killroys with a 32oz pitcher of bud
:x: Do you like candles? = most times
:x: Do you like the taste of blood? = only when it's not my own
:x: Do you believe in soul mates? = i don't believe in shit bitch
:x: If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? = a unicorn
:x: What is the latest you've ever stayed up? = 50 some hours
:x: Can you eat with chopsticks? = negatory

:x: Spent the night at your house: my roomate and oscar, nate and jumbo
:x: You shared a drink with: yo mama
:x: You went to the movies with: i haven't seen a movie since anchorman and i went with r.kelly, nano and i can't remember who else
:x: You went to the mall with: myself

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laws [04 Apr 2006|03:57pm]
[ mood | fuck ya'll motherfuckers ]

hahaha! so i'm about to go to killroys with dave long and adam biffstress to watch the cubs game maybe catch a few beers and some breadsticks. good times. we played a show on saturday i was more intoxicated than anyone you've ever met. i punched some guy in the face then later got maced by some other dude. the rest of the stories are rollin in. all i can say is NO MORE LIQUOR, i'm staying with beer it's much safer and plus i feel really bad for putting the band in a odd spot and i don't want to do that ever again. but it was pretty intense i got to hang out with some awesome people who didn't care that i was beligerant as usual. i had a great night after the show until i had to roll out of bed and go to work the next morning. fuck it. fuck it. and fuck you motherfuckers too.

go sip on my wango tango whores.

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it's nice out again and i'm out again and i'm me again [29 Mar 2006|03:12pm]
[ mood | septaganarian ]

so the show last night was pretty hilarious at least because of me. i started drinking early and vandalized some shit on the way to the show. then began drinking even heavier and started sweating all the false-o's that were in attendance. hell i even told them i was going to kill them then went on to try and kick out some windows at a parking garage but was held back by some people. mother emma came to the rescue and i calmed down and we went back inside and i talked with corey for a while about scum and of course got the same old 'it's not worth your time and effort to give a shit' talk which was nice and compassionate but i truly wanted to kill some people with a mace. luckily my friends are adjusted to me and my rage which has been quite toned down here lately so no one is mad at me hell i think they thought it was funny. i dunno. my hand hurts and i'm bored again. bored of it. quit with it.

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when you leave sometimes you leave a lot [24 Mar 2006|02:54pm]
wow last night was awesome. had a rad ass time playing for the kids @ the fuck what you heard house as always. hung out with some pretty chill dudes and ladies. got very wasted. tonite i'm supposed to go up to rambo but i bet erin forgot about me which is lame. it's super awesome outside right now and i'm stoked about that. i'm even more stoked about no more school fuck it.
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If it's not, it's not, it is. [18 Mar 2006|03:23pm]
[ mood | feel good feelin good ]

wow so my day was made today. i went to kroger to get some cat litter for 'the kids' as anne would say, and i saw my friend amy neal taffy's girlfriend and she was taking a woman shopping for her job. it was an older black woman and amy asked me if i would like to meet her then she said she was deaf and blind. so amy took her hand and did sign language for her and introduced us then the woman took my hand and rubbed it and smiled. it was really cool. whenever you think the world is completely caving in on you you can always think of people like that who live much harder lives and yet still are living.

tonite indy drinking drinking drinking and hopefully no dying or jailing.


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[18 Mar 2006|01:15am]
[ mood | cocksuckery! ]

jesus fucking h christ. i tell this to people all the time about anything and everything. i've never given a fuck about anything and i never will. motherfuckers try and stab you in the back, front, side to side so who gives a fuck\? god damn lyrch it's making me sick inside. yr. mask isn't all that different than mine was other than my mask and camoflaouge is changing like that lizard. set em up and knock em the fuck down who gives a fuck.

on a side note i will be in indy tomorrow nite and i will be getting intoxicated at jclydes for a minute perhaps and at the alleycat for sure. motherfuckers better reprazent or fuck ya'all fuck ALL ya'all. jesus h christ

eat shit and die.

tonite i had a good time at the vid hanging out with my peeps and then having a good converstion with my new neighbor who actually seems to be a really rad girl and person. i smoked more cigarettes than i drank but still it was cool hanging out with paris and chris and sarah and adam k. i havent been doing much of that lately and i feel bad. fuck it.

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missing you missing me [14 Mar 2006|03:27pm]
[ mood | bored board borde ]

man so i've been getting way too drunk here lately and my body is wrecked. from thursday to saturday i got so drunk i can't remember what i did for a good session of the nights, but oh beleive me brothers i've been told what i've done and it's simply terrifying and hilarious. i have no clue why i've been doing this, there are no real symptoms of anxiety or insanity that haven't been laden for a while i think it's just because i'm bored. bored as hell. alright fuck off. here nu-metal joe a poem for you and yr. new metal angst.

The Best Bet
is to bet against yourself
against it all
every worry
every lie
every calculation
every fact
every hope
every dream
every house with warm lights
every film you love
every word you read
every god damn thing i touch
every woman you kiss
every man who shakes your hand
every deer stuck in the headlights
every weapon bought or sold
every chance you might have missed

the best bet is to
that none of us will survive

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environmental collapse [10 Mar 2006|07:18pm]
[ mood | awwight ]

so i've been sick the past few days, but i feel better today. no more classes for like a week and i feel even better. tonite i'm going to get trashed as shit with my pals hopefully. no big spring brake shit for me i'm stuck here working and doing a whole hell of a lot of nothing i'm sure. 2 of the foods associates(the area i work in) are going on vacation this week so i've been given the chance to have overtime i'm going to take it for sure. i need the cash. so it looks like i'll be getting up early a few days this week and going to work. the cash will be nice. the hours will = suicide. ok well i'm going to go home and watch a movie i think before heading out. i have a feeling the show on saturday is going to be lame as hell. especially since i have to get up early the next morning now and go to work. oh well. such is life.

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PuNk AsS tRiCk [07 Mar 2006|12:04pm]
[ mood | hard at it ]

1) Using band names, spell out your name:
J- John willkes booze
O- Oingo Boingo
S- Screwdriver
H- Hank Williams

W- Will Smith
O- Oil
L- Loverboy
F- Fantomas
E- Elliot Smith

2) Have you ever had a song written about you? who cares?
3) What song makes you cry? johnny cash a few songs
4) What song makes you happy?
5) What do you like to listen to before bed? maiden or dio
6) Name a song by Coal Chamber: fuck you
7) Who was/were your idols when you were younger? hunter s. thompson, jello biafra
8) First album you ever bought? greenday kerplunk
9) Songs that remind me of ppl? miracle of 86 songs, elliot smith, manowar, it could go on forever

a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 5'11 or 6ft
SKIN COLOR: aryan, with colors implanted
EYE COLOR: color of shit
PIERCINGS: negatory
TATTOOS: a bunch

d o y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: sometimes not anymore really though
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: drinkin smokin fightin smashin mics on my face

GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: best mom ever to walk the earth, dads a douche.
LIKE TO DRIVE?: not really at least not alone in my dragon.

f a v o r i t e s
SHOW: curb your enthusiasm
BOOK: women-charles bukowski
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Whixkey or sparks or budweiser
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: play shows get drunk go to shows get drunk hang out with good dudes
BAND OR GROUP or SINGER or RAPPER: henry rollins, danzig, morrissey,

h a v e y o u
BROKEN THE LAW: most days
SKIPPED SCHOOL: all the time
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: unfortunately

l o v e
BOYFRIEND: i'd have to say pablo would be the man
GIRLFRIEND: i got 99 problems but a ...so far.
SEXUALITY: hetero but i've probably made out with far more dudes than chicks
CHILDREN: someday perhaps
BEEN IN LOVE?: of course isn't it obvious i'm an idiot?
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: yeah but it wasnt like getting vd or something
BEEN HURT?: i usually just hurt myself
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: that dave beckers bail was higher than mine
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS?:whats gone out mean? i've done stupid shit yeah if thats what yr. asking

r a n d o m
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: guns knives rockin out bukowski booze good friends and conversations writing kissin and huggin an fuckin punchin grandmas
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: playing music and making music/writing
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: either 50 cent or the game
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: old school brobrahs, pat bowman, dave becker, lyrch, branDON cooper, nanowar, new dudes k.c. dave long. pablo kyle kelly paris mike ley emma...jesus this is too much it could go on 4evah

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: hahaha saturday night on my mommies shoulder
WAS SOMEONE THERE FOR YOU: theres always someone there for you even if you think there aint.
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: billz all the god damn time
THING YOU PURCHASED: mountain dew and nuts from a marathon
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: watching A&E murder mysteries right now
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: jesus christ i couldn't even tell you

y o u r t h o u g h t s o n
ABORTION: whoever made this should have been one
TEENAGE SMOKING: kill em all and let god sort em out
SPICE GIRLS: abortion

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